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Every single day there is something to do and I am sick of it. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

I just got excited about a new scent of dish soap. Nobody warned me that adulthood was going to be such a nonstop thrill ride Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins

$5.50

she believed she could but she was really tired so she didn't zipper pouch

$11.00

Know your worth. Then add tax zipper pouch

$11.00

Some days I amaze myself other days I look everywhere for my keys funny kitchen tea towel

$13.00

I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader?

$13.00

Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

Friend: I like your lipgloss. Me: Thanks, it's bacon grease. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing kitchen tea towel

$13.00

I see all these moms who can do everything and I think, I should have them do some stuff for me. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

I don't want to rock and roll all night anymore. An hour is fine. Two tops. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

sometimes i drink water to surprise my liver

$13.00

My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special cocktail napkins

$5.50

Sometimes I feel like I should be contributing more to society. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four

$13.00

Nothing says 'middle aged' like sending a text right after a ladies night out that say's, "Here's that soup recipe I was telling you about!"- kitchen tea towel

$13.00

If you had to pick between drinking margaritas every day, or being skinny for the rest of your life, which would you choose? Frozen, or on the rocks? Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

How many fun size candy bars make up a full size? Is it 17? I think it's 17. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day kraft notebook

$5.00

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.

$13.00

Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa zipper pouch

$11.00

Nothing says, "I mean Business" like using a cart at the liquor store list pad

$6.50

Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat kraft notebook

$5.00

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