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It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
$13.00
Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
$13.00
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We should be able to call in healthy, look, I'm not coming into the office today, I feel really good, and I don't want to waste it on being at work. 100 sheet sticky note pad
We should be able to call in healthy, look, I'm not coming into the office today, I feel really good, and I don't want to waste it on being at work. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
Introverted but willing to discuss cats. vinyl stickers
Introverted but willing to discuss cats. vinyl stickers
$3.75
Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
$13.00
cat butts
cat butts
$13.00
I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not, so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks just awful. Really dodged a bullet there zipper pouch
I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not, so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks just awful. Really dodged a bullet there zipper pouch
$11.00
Isn't it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything, and one hand that's like, "I don't even know how to hold a pencil." kraft notebook
Isn't it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything, and one hand that's like, "I don't even know how to hold a pencil." kraft notebook
$5.00
I get so confused when I see skinny people running. Aren't you done? zipper pouch
I get so confused when I see skinny people running. Aren't you done? zipper pouch
$11.00
Introverted, but willing to discuss cats. 100 sheet sticky note pad
Introverted, but willing to discuss cats. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
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I'd like to thank whoever invented starters and pre-drinking, eating before eating and drinking before drinking is absolute genius - Cocktail Napkins
I'd like to thank whoever invented starters and pre-drinking, eating before eating and drinking before drinking is absolute genius - Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
saying, "and shit" after everything can make it sound gangster. For example: "I like to clip coupons and shit." zipper pouch
saying, "and shit" after everything can make it sound gangster. For example: "I like to clip coupons and shit." zipper pouch
$11.00
High maintenance zipper pouch
High maintenance zipper pouch
$11.00
All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
$13.00
My husband just said "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special funny kitchen towel
My husband just said "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special funny kitchen towel
$13.00
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Boss: you should have been here at 8. Me: Why what happened at 8? 100 sheet sticky note pad
Boss: you should have been here at 8. Me: Why what happened at 8? 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
$13.00
happy girls are the prettiest girls.
happy girls are the prettiest girls.
$13.00
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
$13.00
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I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think… I should have them do some stuff for me kraft notebook
I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think… I should have them do some stuff for me kraft notebook
$5.00
Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
$13.00
Grandma said in her day, she did 3 times the work you do. Me: Well, in grandma's day, there was cocaine in the soda. Cocktail Napkins
Grandma said in her day, she did 3 times the work you do. Me: Well, in grandma's day, there was cocaine in the soda. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
$13.00
Sometimes I write 'take a nap' on my to-do list so I feel like I got something done list pad
Sometimes I write 'take a nap' on my to-do list so I feel like I got something done list pad
$6.50