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when I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children like the bottle says.
when I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children like the bottle says.
$13.00
cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
$13.00
Roses are red, nachos are delicious, I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes. Swedish dishcloth
Roses are red, nachos are delicious, I use paper plates because I hate doing dishes. Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
$13.00
Wine. Oh and food to go with wine list pad
Wine. Oh and food to go with wine list pad
$6.50
I hate it when people are around me when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like, "Can I get some privacy here?" cocktail napkins
I hate it when people are around me when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like, "Can I get some privacy here?" cocktail napkins
$5.50
Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?
Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?
$13.00
first I drink the coffee, then I do the things zipper pouch
first I drink the coffee, then I do the things zipper pouch
$11.00
One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it funny kitchen tea towel
One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it funny kitchen tea towel
$13.00
Dog owners: I prepped for a month to adopt. Cat owners: I found him in the trash. 100 sheet sticky note pad
Dog owners: I prepped for a month to adopt. Cat owners: I found him in the trash. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
Today I am going to give it my some list pad
Today I am going to give it my some list pad
$6.50
A woman is only helpless when her nail polish is drying zipper pouch
A woman is only helpless when her nail polish is drying zipper pouch
$11.00
God, please let me be skinny one more time. I promise I won't mess it up. Swedish dishcloth
God, please let me be skinny one more time. I promise I won't mess it up. Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
I keep saying, "Alexa," when I mean, "Siri," and I can't believe I live in a tie when I'm getting my servant robots mixed up. kraft notebook
I keep saying, "Alexa," when I mean, "Siri," and I can't believe I live in a tie when I'm getting my servant robots mixed up. kraft notebook
$5.00
It's not an empty nest until the kids get their crap out of the basement kitchen tea towel
It's not an empty nest until the kids get their crap out of the basement kitchen tea towel
$13.00
Dear Santa, I can explain. But first, how much do you already know?
Dear Santa, I can explain. But first, how much do you already know?
$13.00
I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.
I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.
$13.00
A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
$13.00
The one where we forgot who was serving pickleball zipper pouch
The one where we forgot who was serving pickleball zipper pouch
$11.00
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school Cork Coaster
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school Cork Coaster
$5.00
I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
$13.00
Be the person your dog thinks you are
Be the person your dog thinks you are
$13.00
I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive Cork Coaster
I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive Cork Coaster
$5.00
I like to play a game called nap roulette kitchen tea towel
I like to play a game called nap roulette kitchen tea towel
$13.00