Funny Tea Towels & Zipper Pouches & coasters & Swedish dishcloths

Intrusive Thoughts Meet Whimsy Humor

Shop the collections that our customers can’t get enough of that make for the perfect gifts, or treating yourself to some new goodies.

Natural Funny Tea Towels

Zipper Pouches

White Funny Tea Towels

Jigsaw Puzzles

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Black sweatshirt with text 'I wonder if Diet Coke is thinking about me too' printed in cream ink.

I wonder if diet coke is thinking about me too | sweatshirt | 6 colors

5.0 (1)

$54.00

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$54.00

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Cotton canvas zip pouch printed with "Book Club" in black text and two small hearts in teal and mint puff ink.

Book Club | Canvas Zip Pouch

$23.95

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$23.95

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My toxic trait is seeing if food that I already know hurts my stomach will hurt my stomach again this time. natural kitchen tea towel

5.0 (85)

$13.00

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$13.00

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White cocktail napkin with the text 'Not all of us were made to cook. Some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.' printed in black ink.

Not all of us were made to cook. Some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking. Cocktail Napkins

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$6.50

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$6.50

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Sticker with a cat and text 'Rolling fatties' on a white background

Rolling Fatties | die cut sticker

5.0 (1)

$3.75

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$3.75

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Stove for display only | 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

5.0 (10)

$24.95

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$24.95

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I'm not boujee or anything, but if you say, "The hotel doesn't matter, we're just sleeping there." We are never traveling together. Like, never. everyday bag

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$16.95

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$16.95

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White towel with printed text 'Not dishwasher safe. Me: You'll be ok. Just do your best in there.' printed in black ink.

White 'Not dishwasher safe' Me: You'll be OK. Just do your best in there. kitchen tea towel with hanger

5.0 (85)

$14.00

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$14.00

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Sticker with a dog holding an acoustic guitar and humorous text 'This song is for my humans, It's called I heard a noise, so I barked for 27 minutes' on a white background

This song is for my humans. It's called, "I heard a noise so I barked for 27 minutes" | die cut sticker

5.0 (1)

$3.75

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$3.75

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Natural canvas zipper pouch with a black YKK zipper, printed in black with "They say it takes 21 days to form a habit, but it only took me two days of vacation to get used to not working."

Two Days of Vacation and I'm Used to Not Working | Zipper Pouch

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$11.00

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$11.00

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Bringing a smile to hundreds of customers with 5-star reviews from our tea towels, to our service.

I love their tea towels. I purchase several at a time for thank you gifts, birthdays, Christmas. They are hilarious and always puts a smile on the recipient's face.

Corinda

Love it -- love ellembee humor!

Cindy

Ellembee has the best products. Make you laugh and very high quality. I’ve had one of my zipper pouches for several years and it’s still brand new. Thank you.

Kit Cat

Top quality tea towels with delightful humor, delivered promptly. Thank you!

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