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Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.
Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.
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My husband just said "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special funny kitchen towel
My husband just said "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special funny kitchen towel
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I said I wasn't going to drink today, but then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought oh well if she's having one kitchen tea towel
I said I wasn't going to drink today, but then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought oh well if she's having one kitchen tea towel
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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?
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I'm just saying if there was a cash bar at back to school night there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year kitchen towel
I'm just saying if there was a cash bar at back to school night there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year kitchen towel
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Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.
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If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
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Recipes in LA: It's made from all organic ingredients and there's no added sugar. Recipes in the midwest: The secret is adding an extra block of cream cheese kitchen tea towel
Recipes in LA: It's made from all organic ingredients and there's no added sugar. Recipes in the midwest: The secret is adding an extra block of cream cheese kitchen tea towel
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part of me says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk
part of me says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk
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I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader?
I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader?
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Sometimes I just have to turn off the news and put on a serial killer documentary so I can relax kitchen tea towel
Sometimes I just have to turn off the news and put on a serial killer documentary so I can relax kitchen tea towel
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Nothing says 'middle aged' like sending a text right after a ladies night out that say's, "Here's that soup recipe I was telling you about!"- kitchen tea towel
Nothing says 'middle aged' like sending a text right after a ladies night out that say's, "Here's that soup recipe I was telling you about!"- kitchen tea towel
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I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.
I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.
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Procrastination is a good thing, you always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today funny kitchen towel
Procrastination is a good thing, you always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today funny kitchen towel
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they should put more wine in a bottle so there's enough for two people
they should put more wine in a bottle so there's enough for two people
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I don't have a favorite kid, but there's one I try extra hard not to wake up - kitchen tea towel
I don't have a favorite kid, but there's one I try extra hard not to wake up - kitchen tea towel
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Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
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Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into. What are you even doing in the kitchen right now kitchen towel
Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into. What are you even doing in the kitchen right now kitchen towel
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are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly
are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly
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I'm just a mom standing in front of my kid's room looking for silverware - kitchen tea towel
I'm just a mom standing in front of my kid's room looking for silverware - kitchen tea towel
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I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"
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stove for display only kitchen tea towel
stove for display only kitchen tea towel
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Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby.
Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby.
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I always compare my husband to Bradley Cooper. I tell him you're nothing like Bradley Cooper funny kitchen towel
I always compare my husband to Bradley Cooper. I tell him you're nothing like Bradley Cooper funny kitchen towel
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