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I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes funny kitchen towel
I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes funny kitchen towel
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Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
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When I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer
When I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer
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As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
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All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
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Woman: "Aww he's so cute!" Me: "Thanks he's a rescue." Husband: "You have to stop telling people that!" kitchen tea towel
Woman: "Aww he's so cute!" Me: "Thanks he's a rescue." Husband: "You have to stop telling people that!" kitchen tea towel
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so how do you stop eating chips and salsa
so how do you stop eating chips and salsa
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I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
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I don't know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I've never been sad at a Mexican Restaurant.
I don't know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I've never been sad at a Mexican Restaurant.
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Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.
Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.
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My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad
My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad
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I don't understand people that don't use paper plates. I'd use a paper pot if I could funny kitchen towel
I don't understand people that don't use paper plates. I'd use a paper pot if I could funny kitchen towel
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It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
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coffee and wine are like my life coaches
coffee and wine are like my life coaches
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When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East".
When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East".
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If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
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I'm at the age where clubbin' means eating a sandwich
I'm at the age where clubbin' means eating a sandwich
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I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
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I love it when my dog is on guard, but not in full bark mode yet kitchen tea towel
I love it when my dog is on guard, but not in full bark mode yet kitchen tea towel
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Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles?
Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles?
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I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
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do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
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Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie
Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie
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Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there.
Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there.
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