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The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.
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cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
cat hair. a condiment and an accessory.
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Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?
Ok, the school is closed. So, do we just drop the kids off at the teacher's house, or what?
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I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.
I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit, but I can't get the damn bottle open.
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Dear Santa, I can explain. But first, how much do you already know?
Dear Santa, I can explain. But first, how much do you already know?
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One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it funny kitchen tea towel
One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it funny kitchen tea towel
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It's not an empty nest until the kids get their crap out of the basement kitchen tea towel
It's not an empty nest until the kids get their crap out of the basement kitchen tea towel
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A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
A good thing to do in the morning is not talk to me
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I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
I wish I could put it in the bank, because walking around with this much Kohl's cash makes me nervous
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Be the person your dog thinks you are
Be the person your dog thinks you are
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I like to play a game called nap roulette kitchen tea towel
I like to play a game called nap roulette kitchen tea towel
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I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack
I hate it when healthy me does the grocery shopping because now chubby me needs a snack
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Mom, I have a papercut. Cool. You were 9 lbs at birth.
Mom, I have a papercut. Cool. You were 9 lbs at birth.
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Sometimes I feel like I have my life together. But then my windshield fogs up and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it.
Sometimes I feel like I have my life together. But then my windshield fogs up and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it.
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She believed she could, but she was really tired, so she didn't
She believed she could, but she was really tired, so she didn't
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What I say, "Get in the car." What my kids hear, "Run around the front yard till mom says the F-word."
What I say, "Get in the car." What my kids hear, "Run around the front yard till mom says the F-word."
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welcome to the shit show
welcome to the shit show
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people who say I'm hard to buy for clearly don't know where to buy wine.
people who say I'm hard to buy for clearly don't know where to buy wine.
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In dog beers, I've only had one.
In dog beers, I've only had one.
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I hate it when I say I want to lose… funny kitchen tea towel
I hate it when I say I want to lose… funny kitchen tea towel
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I'm so grateful for my children. Without them, I never would've known how great wine goes with chicken nuggets kitchen tea towel
I'm so grateful for my children. Without them, I never would've known how great wine goes with chicken nuggets kitchen tea towel
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I either have my hair and make up done, or I look homeless. There is no in between kitchen tea towel
I either have my hair and make up done, or I look homeless. There is no in between kitchen tea towel
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Real friends don't care if your house is messy. they only care if you have wine kitchen tea towel
Real friends don't care if your house is messy. they only care if you have wine kitchen tea towel
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Notorious RBG
Notorious RBG
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