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Before I get back in shape, does anyone like the chubby me?
Before I get back in shape, does anyone like the chubby me?
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Winner. Wine + dinner
Winner. Wine + dinner
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Being childfree sucks. The only thing I get to do is whatever the hell I want.
Being childfree sucks. The only thing I get to do is whatever the hell I want.
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welcome to the shit show
welcome to the shit show
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It's not an empty nest until the kids get their crap out of the basement kitchen tea towel
It's not an empty nest until the kids get their crap out of the basement kitchen tea towel
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talk to me goose.
talk to me goose.
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I don't get drunk, I get awesome.
I don't get drunk, I get awesome.
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Everyone's all like, "This wine pairs well with brie and lobster." And I'm all like, "which one pairs well with pizza rolls?"
Everyone's all like, "This wine pairs well with brie and lobster." And I'm all like, "which one pairs well with pizza rolls?"
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I know this doesn't belong here, but I'm going to leave it here anyway. - kids
I know this doesn't belong here, but I'm going to leave it here anyway. - kids
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Having thick thighs means you can hold more puppies on you lap
Having thick thighs means you can hold more puppies on you lap
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Well, since there's two of us, we should just split a bottle. You want red, white, or vodka?
Well, since there's two of us, we should just split a bottle. You want red, white, or vodka?
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kinda classy. kinda hood.
kinda classy. kinda hood.
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coffee before talkie
coffee before talkie
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the pillsbury doughboy is my spirit animal kitchen tea towel
the pillsbury doughboy is my spirit animal kitchen tea towel
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The Holidays... That time of the year when I cook all day and then my kids eat nothing but the rolls.
The Holidays... That time of the year when I cook all day and then my kids eat nothing but the rolls.
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eight/zero days since I barfed on the carpet
eight/zero days since I barfed on the carpet
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When you stop believing in Santa, you get socks and underwear
When you stop believing in Santa, you get socks and underwear
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time to start cleaning my house. and by cleaning my house, i mean drinking wine and spraying everything with febreeze.
time to start cleaning my house. and by cleaning my house, i mean drinking wine and spraying everything with febreeze.
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Is it too early to start drinking? NOT asking for a friend kitchen towel
Is it too early to start drinking? NOT asking for a friend kitchen towel
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Fruit snacks are probably the best parenting tool around. Little bags of shut the heck up.
Fruit snacks are probably the best parenting tool around. Little bags of shut the heck up.
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Warning: Drinking may cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss kitchen tea towel
Warning: Drinking may cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss kitchen tea towel
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this beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow
this beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow
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Cookies are my crack, and grandma's my dealer.
Cookies are my crack, and grandma's my dealer.
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They don't know we know they know we know
They don't know we know they know we know
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