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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?

$13.00

Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.

$13.00

Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.

$13.00

Part of me says, "I should stop drinking like this." But the other part of me says, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk." Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

The adult version of "Head, shoulders, knees and toes zipper pouch

$11.00

If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.

$13.00

part of me says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk

$13.00

I'd rather arrive late than ugly zipper pouch

$11.00

they should put more wine in a bottle so there's enough for two people

$13.00

Does anyone know which page of the bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend. Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

I'm stuck somewhere between I need to save money and you only live once zipper pouch

$11.00

I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.

$13.00

I hate it when I put something in a 'safe place' and basically lose it forever zipper pouch

$11.00

I just grabbed the milk from the fridge and I'm pretty sure I heard the wine say, "what the hell?"

$13.00

Not only do I dance like nobody is watching but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning. Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

stove for display only kitchen tea towel

$13.00

are we having drinks or dranks? i need to dress accordingly

$13.00

I used to be cool, now I'm a tiny person's snack bitch zipper pouch

$11.00

When I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends. Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

My body asked for water, but I gave it wine instead, because nobody tells me what to do. Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

Mimosas are nothing but trouble. One minute you're eating breakfast, and the next you're sending, "You up?" texts at 2:30 in the afternoon. Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

Parenting Hack: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed. zipper pouch

$11.00

What did people do before chapstick? Just die? zipper pouch

$11.00

Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd. Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

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