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When I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer
When I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer
$13.00
I don't know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I've never been sad at a Mexican Restaurant.
I don't know the secret to happiness, but I tell you what - I've never been sad at a Mexican Restaurant.
$13.00
As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
As soon as you say, "My child would never," here they come nevering like they never nevered before.
$13.00
Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby.
Thank you, craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby.
$13.00
I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food.
$13.00
Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.
Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell also.
$13.00
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Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac
$13.00
All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
All you need is love. And a dog. Ok, and maybe a beer.
$13.00
When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East".
When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East".
$13.00
From now on when people ask why I'm not married, I'll just say it's a supply chain issue zipper pouch
From now on when people ask why I'm not married, I'll just say it's a supply chain issue zipper pouch
$11.00
I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? Swedish dishcloth
I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
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Did you know that you use 17 muscles when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion. Swedish dishcloth
Did you know that you use 17 muscles when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion. Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
coffee and wine are like my life coaches
coffee and wine are like my life coaches
$13.00
The key to looking fabulous is looking like shit most of the time so it's more of a surprise zipper pouch
The key to looking fabulous is looking like shit most of the time so it's more of a surprise zipper pouch
$11.00
so how do you stop eating chips and salsa
so how do you stop eating chips and salsa
$13.00
Yesterday I quit drinking, but tonight we celebrate my comeback Cocktail Napkins
Yesterday I quit drinking, but tonight we celebrate my comeback Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.
$13.00
I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
I see all these moms who can do everything, and I think I should have them do some stuff for me.
$13.00
There's just not enough hours in the day for all the stuff I'm not going to do list pad
There's just not enough hours in the day for all the stuff I'm not going to do list pad
$6.50
After I say, "That's crazy" twice, please wrap up your story. 100 sheet sticky note pad
After I say, "That's crazy" twice, please wrap up your story. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
Ma'am you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa. Cocktail Napkins
Ma'am you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own Dateline special 100 sheet sticky note pad
My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own Dateline special 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
$13.00
I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day 100 sheet sticky note pad
I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95