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I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos Swedish dishcloth
I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
$13.00
Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler kitchen tea towel
Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler kitchen tea towel
$13.00
When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends.
When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends.
$13.00
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd.
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd.
$13.00
I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
$13.00
After I say, "That's crazy" twice, please wrap up your story cocktail napkins
After I say, "That's crazy" twice, please wrap up your story cocktail napkins
$5.50
I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom. Is that too much to ask?
I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom. Is that too much to ask?
$13.00
I'm stuck somewhere between: "I need to save money" and "You only live once" list pad
I'm stuck somewhere between: "I need to save money" and "You only live once" list pad
$6.50
I couldn't find a parking spot at my work, so I left. They've got enough people 100 sheet sticky note pad
I couldn't find a parking spot at my work, so I left. They've got enough people 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
Groceries & shit wine list pad
Groceries & shit wine list pad
$6.50
me too salsa, me too
me too salsa, me too
$13.00
I used to be an athlete. Now my watch congratulates me for standing up 100 sheet sticky note pad
I used to be an athlete. Now my watch congratulates me for standing up 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who falls over kraft notebook
I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who falls over kraft notebook
$5.00
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.But if the white runs out, I'l drink the red Cocktail Napkins
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.But if the white runs out, I'l drink the red Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
$13.00
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
$13.00
Sometimes I like to hide my husband's stuff where he can't find it. Like I'll put his keys on the key hook and his coat in the closet.
Sometimes I like to hide my husband's stuff where he can't find it. Like I'll put his keys on the key hook and his coat in the closet.
$13.00
yesterday's eyeliner can be today's smoky eye if you believe in yourself zipper pouch
yesterday's eyeliner can be today's smoky eye if you believe in yourself zipper pouch
$11.00
ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
$13.00
Nothing says middle aged like sending a text after a ladies night out that says Here's the soup recipe I was telling you about cocktail napkins
Nothing says middle aged like sending a text after a ladies night out that says Here's the soup recipe I was telling you about cocktail napkins
$5.50
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Adulthood is saying, "After this week, things will slow down a bit." over and over again until you die list pad
Adulthood is saying, "After this week, things will slow down a bit." over and over again until you die list pad
$6.50
If you can't remember my name, just say anyone want a margarita, and I'll definitely turn around 100 sheet sticky note pad
If you can't remember my name, just say anyone want a margarita, and I'll definitely turn around 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
hello gorgeous zipper pouch
hello gorgeous zipper pouch
$11.00