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do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
$13.00
my face is in this bag zipper pouch
my face is in this bag zipper pouch
$11.00
I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
$13.00
My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special cocktail napkins
My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special cocktail napkins
$5.50
When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends.
When I saw you drinking wine, I knew we would be friends.
$13.00
Groceries & shit wine list pad
Groceries & shit wine list pad
$6.50
I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos Swedish dishcloth
I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
If you can't remember my name, just say anyone want a margarita, and I'll definitely turn around 100 sheet sticky note pad
If you can't remember my name, just say anyone want a margarita, and I'll definitely turn around 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
She believed she could and she almost did, but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack until she forgot what she was doing, so she didn't.
She believed she could and she almost did, but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack until she forgot what she was doing, so she didn't.
$13.00
I'm stuck somewhere between: "I need to save money" and "You only live once" list pad
I'm stuck somewhere between: "I need to save money" and "You only live once" list pad
$6.50
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
$13.00
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd.
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd.
$13.00
I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and I'll I could think was, I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me
$13.00
Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat. 100 sheet sticky note pad
Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
Every single day there is something to do and I am sick of it. 100 sheet sticky note pad
Every single day there is something to do and I am sick of it. 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
me too salsa, me too
me too salsa, me too
$13.00
Adulthood is saying, "After this week, things will slow down a bit." over and over again until you die list pad
Adulthood is saying, "After this week, things will slow down a bit." over and over again until you die list pad
$6.50
Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler kitchen tea towel
Jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler kitchen tea towel
$13.00
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback kitchen tea towel
$13.00
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins
If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins
$5.50
ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together.
$13.00
I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom. Is that too much to ask?
I just want to be a stay-at-home dog mom. Is that too much to ask?
$13.00
Sometimes I like to hide my husband's stuff where he can't find it. Like I'll put his keys on the key hook and his coat in the closet.
Sometimes I like to hide my husband's stuff where he can't find it. Like I'll put his keys on the key hook and his coat in the closet.
$13.00
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
$13.00