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Ladies, Please. One at a time funny onesie
Ladies, Please. One at a time funny onesie
$22.00
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I love highlighters, planners, to-do lists, and anything else that gives the illusion that I've got my life together list pad
I love highlighters, planners, to-do lists, and anything else that gives the illusion that I've got my life together list pad
$6.50
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If you ask me if I want a drink and I say, "No", please ask me again. I was just shy the first time.
If you ask me if I want a drink and I say, "No", please ask me again. I was just shy the first time.
$5.50
It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
It's okay to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.
$13.00
Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles?
Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles?
$13.00
dog hair. a condiment and an accessory.
dog hair. a condiment and an accessory.
$13.00
My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad
My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad
$13.00
I'm not allowed to date. Ever. Funny baby onesie
I'm not allowed to date. Ever. Funny baby onesie
$22.00
The dishes are looking at me dirty again. Swedish dishcloth
The dishes are looking at me dirty again. Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect 100 sheet sticky note pad
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and make lemon drops. And then invite me over. Swedish dishcloth
When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and make lemon drops. And then invite me over. Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something zipper pouch
I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something zipper pouch
$11.00
Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie
Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie
$13.00
I'm never sure if I actually have free time, or if I just keep forgetting shit list pad
I'm never sure if I actually have free time, or if I just keep forgetting shit list pad
$6.50
Nothing says middle aged like sending a text after a ladies night out that says Here's the soup recipe I was telling you about cocktail napkins
Nothing says middle aged like sending a text after a ladies night out that says Here's the soup recipe I was telling you about cocktail napkins
$5.50
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I couldn't find a parking spot at my work, so I left. They've got enough people 100 sheet sticky note pad
I couldn't find a parking spot at my work, so I left. They've got enough people 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
$13.00
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
$13.00
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I used to be an athlete. Now my watch congratulates me for standing up 100 sheet sticky note pad
I used to be an athlete. Now my watch congratulates me for standing up 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
They should put prizes in your tampon box. Sorry your period sucks, but here's half off a carton of ice cream you cranky bitch zipper pouch
They should put prizes in your tampon box. Sorry your period sucks, but here's half off a carton of ice cream you cranky bitch zipper pouch
$11.00
Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.
Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.
$13.00
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
$13.00
I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
$13.00
Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there.
Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there.
$13.00