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The dishes are looking at me dirty again. Swedish dishcloth
The dishes are looking at me dirty again. Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
This actually is my first rodeo funny baby onesie
This actually is my first rodeo funny baby onesie
$22.00
Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles?
Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles?
$13.00
Ladies, Please. One at a time funny onesie
Ladies, Please. One at a time funny onesie
$22.00
dog hair. a condiment and an accessory.
dog hair. a condiment and an accessory.
$13.00
When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and make lemon drops. And then invite me over. Swedish dishcloth
When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and make lemon drops. And then invite me over. Swedish dishcloth
$7.90
My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad
My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad
$13.00
I love highlighters, planners, to-do lists, and anything else that gives the illusion that I've got my life together list pad
I love highlighters, planners, to-do lists, and anything else that gives the illusion that I've got my life together list pad
$6.50
Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie
Eat a salad they say, it's healthy. You know what never gets recalled? Pie. #teampie
$13.00
Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.
Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people.
$13.00
I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
I wish I could be the person I thought I could be when I bought all this produce
$13.00
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver.
$13.00
I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something zipper pouch
I always carry a knife in my purse. You know, in case of cheesecake or something zipper pouch
$11.00
They should put prizes in your tampon box. Sorry your period sucks, but here's half off a carton of ice cream you cranky bitch zipper pouch
They should put prizes in your tampon box. Sorry your period sucks, but here's half off a carton of ice cream you cranky bitch zipper pouch
$11.00
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
I hate it when I mean to buy seedless grapes but instead I accidentally get... well you know... oreos.
$13.00
I'm not allowed to date. Ever. Funny baby onesie
I'm not allowed to date. Ever. Funny baby onesie
$22.00
I'm never sure if I actually have free time, or if I just keep forgetting shit list pad
I'm never sure if I actually have free time, or if I just keep forgetting shit list pad
$6.50
my face is in this bag zipper pouch
my face is in this bag zipper pouch
$11.00
Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there.
Me: Our kids are finally at an age where we can sleep in on the weekends. Youth Sports: Let me just stop you right there.
$13.00
do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?
$13.00
I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
I either give too many shits, or no shits at all.
$13.00
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect 100 sheet sticky note pad
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect 100 sheet sticky note pad
$4.95
I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
I wanted a puppy. My husband didn't want a puppy so we compromised, and I got a puppy.
$13.00
She believed she could and she almost did, but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack until she forgot what she was doing, so she didn't.
She believed she could and she almost did, but then someone asked her repeatedly for a snack until she forgot what she was doing, so she didn't.
$13.00