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Printed cocktail napkins with funny sayings on them by ellembee gift
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Part of me says, "I should stop drinking like this." But the other part of me says, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk." Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
I hate it when people ask me what I like to do for fun, because there's no classy way to say, "Day Drink."
$5.50
Does anyone know which page of the bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
Not only do I dance like nobody is watching but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
This one time, I called the cops on my own party because I was ready to go to bed Cocktail napkins
$5.50
If you ask me if I want a drink and I say, "No", please ask me again. I was just shy the first time.
$5.50
When I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
My body asked for water, but I gave it wine instead, because nobody tells me what to do. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
Mimosas are nothing but trouble. One minute you're eating breakfast, and the next you're sending, "You up?" texts at 2:30 in the afternoon. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
Some women like to be wined and dined. I like to be margarita'd and queso'd. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
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Yesterday I quit drinking, but tonight we celebrate my comeback Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
Ma'am you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa. Cocktail Napkins
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Nothing says middle aged like sending a text after a ladies night out that says Here's the soup recipe I was telling you about cocktail napkins
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My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special cocktail napkins
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If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school cocktail napkins
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.But if the white runs out, I'l drink the red Cocktail Napkins
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I don't want to rock and roll all night anymore, an hour is fine, two tops cocktail napkins
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I'm just sayin' if there was a cash bar at back to school night, there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year - Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
Grandma said in her day, she did 3 times the work you do. Me: Well, in grandma's day, there was cocaine in the soda. Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
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I'd like to thank whoever invented starters and pre-drinking, eating before eating and drinking before drinking is absolute genius - Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
After I say "That's crazy" twice, please wrap up your story.
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I hate it when people are around me when I'm trying to parallel park. It's like, "Can I get some privacy here?" cocktail napkins
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This bottle of wine tastes like all the presents are going in gift bags this year cocktail napkins
$5.50
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I said I wasn't going to drink today, But then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought, well if she's having one - Cocktail Napkins
$5.50
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