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this beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow
this beer tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow
$13.00
The Holidays... That time of the year when I cook all day and then my kids eat nothing but the rolls.
The Holidays... That time of the year when I cook all day and then my kids eat nothing but the rolls.
$13.00
Well, since there's two of us, we should just split a bottle. You want red, white, or vodka?
Well, since there's two of us, we should just split a bottle. You want red, white, or vodka?
$13.00
I'm just a mom standing in front of my kid's room looking for silverware - kitchen tea towel
I'm just a mom standing in front of my kid's room looking for silverware - kitchen tea towel
$13.00
kinda classy. kinda hood.
kinda classy. kinda hood.
$13.00
Loyal | Always there | partner in crime | Friends Favorite Things Kitchen Towel
Loyal | Always there | partner in crime | Friends Favorite Things Kitchen Towel
$13.00
I need two bank accounts. One for sober, responsible me that pays the bills
I need two bank accounts. One for sober, responsible me that pays the bills
$13.00
eight/zero days since I barfed on the carpet
eight/zero days since I barfed on the carpet
$13.00
Having thick thighs means you can hold more puppies on you lap
Having thick thighs means you can hold more puppies on you lap
$13.00
Cookies are my crack, and grandma's my dealer.
Cookies are my crack, and grandma's my dealer.
$13.00
Everyone's all like, "This wine pairs well with brie and lobster." And I'm all like, "which one pairs well with pizza rolls?"
Everyone's all like, "This wine pairs well with brie and lobster." And I'm all like, "which one pairs well with pizza rolls?"
$13.00
Fruit snacks are probably the best parenting tool around. Little bags of shut the heck up.
Fruit snacks are probably the best parenting tool around. Little bags of shut the heck up.
$13.00
time to start cleaning my house. and by cleaning my house, i mean drinking wine and spraying everything with febreeze.
time to start cleaning my house. and by cleaning my house, i mean drinking wine and spraying everything with febreeze.
$13.00
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback - white kitchen tea towel
Yesterday I quit drinking but tonight we celebrate my comeback - white kitchen tea towel
$14.00
I said you were the good kind of fat!
I said you were the good kind of fat!
$13.00
coffee before talkie
coffee before talkie
$13.00
Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people -white kitchen tea towel
Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people -white kitchen tea towel
$14.00
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Woman: "Aww he's so cute!" Me: "Thanks he's a rescue." Husband: "You have to stop telling people that!" kitchen tea towel
Woman: "Aww he's so cute!" Me: "Thanks he's a rescue." Husband: "You have to stop telling people that!" kitchen tea towel
$13.00
I still cook my Turkey the old-fashioned way. I let my mom do it.
I still cook my Turkey the old-fashioned way. I let my mom do it.
$13.00
They don't know we know they know we know
They don't know we know they know we know
$13.00
Lake Life Sunsets Bonfires Favorite Things Kitchen Towel
Lake Life Sunsets Bonfires Favorite Things Kitchen Towel
$13.00
Why don't they make the Tupperware spaghetti colored right there at the factory kitchen tea towel
Why don't they make the Tupperware spaghetti colored right there at the factory kitchen tea towel
$13.00
I'm just sayin' if there was a cash bar at back to school night - white kitchen tea towel
I'm just sayin' if there was a cash bar at back to school night - white kitchen tea towel
$14.00
All pets are therapy pets. Some are just working undercover | Kitchen tea towel
All pets are therapy pets. Some are just working undercover | Kitchen tea towel
$13.00