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I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader?
I love it when my pet sighs. It's like, what ails you my furry little freeloader?
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I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing kitchen tea towel
I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing kitchen tea towel
$13.00
Nothing says 'middle aged' like sending a text right after a ladies night out that say's, "Here's that soup recipe I was telling you about!"- kitchen tea towel
Nothing says 'middle aged' like sending a text right after a ladies night out that say's, "Here's that soup recipe I was telling you about!"- kitchen tea towel
$13.00
Some days I amaze myself other days I look everywhere for my keys funny kitchen tea towel
Some days I amaze myself other days I look everywhere for my keys funny kitchen tea towel
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sometimes i drink water to surprise my liver
sometimes i drink water to surprise my liver
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According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four
According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four
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But did you die kitchen tea towel
But did you die kitchen tea towel
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.
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the most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink
the most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink
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I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two.
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I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, "Hey, if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be AWESOME!"
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I planted some vegetables and they actually grew. So there's another freakin' thing I've got to deal with kitchen tea towel
I planted some vegetables and they actually grew. So there's another freakin' thing I've got to deal with kitchen tea towel
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It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
It's almost time for me to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
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Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
Do what you love and the money will follow. Ate pizza, drank wine, and took a 3 hour nap. Now I wait.
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Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
Security Guard: Ma'am, you can't bring outside drinks in here. Me: This is a service mimosa.
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cat butts
cat butts
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All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
All the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
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My husband just said "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special funny kitchen towel
My husband just said "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special funny kitchen towel
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Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
Dieting is easy ... everything is on fire, because you're in hell
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happy girls are the prettiest girls.
happy girls are the prettiest girls.
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I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
I'm just going to flip this omelet here annnnd.. scrambled eggs it is.
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Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
Equal rights for others doesn't mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
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I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
I have a feeling my 'check liver' light might come on soon.
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when I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children like the bottle says.
when I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children like the bottle says.
$13.00