Funny Tea Towels & Zipper Pouches & coasters & Swedish dishcloths

natural tea towels

Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.

$13.00

My husband just said "calm down" like he wants his own dateline special funny kitchen towel

$13.00

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I said I wasn't going to drink today, but then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought oh well if she's having one kitchen tea towel

$13.00

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?

$13.00

I'm just saying if there was a cash bar at back to school night there'd be no reason to have fundraisers the rest of the year kitchen towel

$13.00

Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.

$13.00

If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.

$13.00

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Recipes in LA: It's made from all organic ingredients and there's no added sugar. Recipes in the midwest: The secret is adding an extra block of cream cheese kitchen tea towel

$13.00

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sticky notes

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We should be able to call in healthy, look, I'm not coming into the office today, I feel really good, and I don't want to waste it on being at work. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

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Boss: you should have been here at 8. Me: Why what happened at 8? 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

After I say, "That's crazy" twice, please wrap up your story. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

If you can't remember my name, just say anyone want a margarita, and I'll definitely turn around 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own Dateline special 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

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candles

Pareting Hack: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

Adulthood is saying "After this week, things will slow down a bit." Over and over again until you die 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

They should put more wine in a bottle. So there's enough for two people 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

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white tea towels

Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into - white funny kitchen towel

$14.00

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I said I wasn't going to drink today, but then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought oh well if she's having one - white funny kitchen towel

$14.00

I always compare my husband to Bradley Cooper. I tell him you're nothing like Bradley Cooper - white funny kitchen towel

$14.00

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Sometimes I just have to turn off the news and put on a serial killer documentary so I can relax - white funny kitchen towel

$14.00

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My birthstone is a block of cheese - white funny kitchen towel

$14.00

Procrastination is a good thing, you always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

Stove for display only - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

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onesies

I'm not allowed to date. Ever. Funny baby onesie

$22.00

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What happens at Grandma's stays at grandma's funny onesie

$22.00

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In my cute baby era funny onesie

$22.00

I'll take a bottle of the house white onesie

$22.00

Nobody puts baby in a corner funny onesie

$22.00

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Plot twist funny onesie

$22.00

Ladies, Please. One at a time funny onesie

$22.00

Crib hair don't care funny onesie

$22.00

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magnetic list pads

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Today I completed a chore that I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this. list pad

$6.50

There's just not enough hours in the day for all the stuff I'm not going to do list pad

$6.50

I love highlighters, planners, to-do lists, and anything else that gives the illusion that I've got my life together list pad

$6.50

I'm stuck somewhere between: "I need to save money" and "You only live once" list pad

$6.50

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"Anyone who says you can't take it with you has never seen me pack." Dolly Parton. list pad

$6.50

I'm never sure if I actually have free time, or if I just keep forgetting shit list pad

$6.50

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stickers

Introverted but willing to discuss cats. vinyl stickers

$3.75

It's not hoarding if it's books. vinyl stickers

$3.75

My favorite people are dogs vinyl sticker

$3.75

I thought I liked coffee. Turns out I like creamer. vinyl sticker

$3.75

Body Type: Clearly not one to turn down a taco. vinyl stickers

$3.75

In a world full of Karens, be a Mary Jane vinyl sticker

$3.75

Know your worth. Then add tax. vinyl stickers

$3.75

If cats could text you back they wouldn't vinyl stickers

$3.75

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zipper pouches

The adult version of "Head, shoulders, knees and toes zipper pouch

$11.00

I'd rather arrive late than ugly zipper pouch

$11.00

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If you have ever done me wrong, just know my hairstylist knows, won't ever forget, and probably doesn't like you zipper pouch

$11.00

I'm stuck somewhere between I need to save money and you only live once zipper pouch

$11.00

I hate it when I put something in a 'safe place' and basically lose it forever zipper pouch

$11.00

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My toxic trait is telling my dog he's been a good boy after he's been a real asshole all day zipper pouch

$11.00

I used to be cool, now I'm a tiny person's snack bitch zipper pouch

$11.00

What did people do before chapstick? Just die? zipper pouch

$11.00

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Swedish Dishcloths

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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

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Did you know that you use 17 muscles when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

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The dishes are looking at me dirty again. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and make lemon drops. And then invite me over. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

I just got excited about a new scent of dish soap. Nobody warned me that adulthood was going to be such a nonstop thrill ride Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

I see all these moms who can do everything and I think, I should have them do some stuff for me. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

Sometimes I feel like I should be contributing more to society. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

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everyday bags

After fiver minutes at the gym, I've decided I wanted to work on my personality instead - Everyday bag

$16.95

Anyone who says you can't take it with you has never seen me pack - Dolly Parton

$16.95

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My favorite colors are black, dark black, pitch black, pastel black, light black, and faded black - Everyday bag

$16.95

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My problem is that I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes, when I have repeatedly proven that I can't - Everyday bag

$16.95

Parenting hack: There are no hacks, everything is hard, these kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed. Everyday bag

$16.95

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I'm like "OK," but I think I'll wait for a signier sign - Everyday bag

$16.95

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cork coasters

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I would like to thank whoever saw the coffee bean and thought, hey if I smash that and mix it with water, it will be awesome Cork Coaster

$5.00

If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school Cork Coaster

$5.00

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Java Junkie Cork Coaster Set

$20.00

Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store Cork Coaster

$5.00

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Coffee is so confident, it's just a wet bean and it's like "I'm worth $5.75 and you need me. Cork Coaster

$5.00

I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive Cork Coaster

$5.00

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Rise and grind Cork Coaster

$5.00

When I said I was cleaning, I meant I was polishing off a bottle of wine funny Cork Coaster

$5.00

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notebooks

I talk an awful lot of smack for someone who falls over kraft notebook

$5.00

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Adulthood is saying, "After this week, things will slow down a bit." Over and over again until you die kraft notebook

$5.00

I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day kraft notebook

$5.00

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When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this: you haven't. - Thomas Edison kraft notebook

$5.00

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best sellers

Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.

$13.00

My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own Dateline special 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

I'm just sayin' if there was a cash bar at back to school night - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

Anyone who says you can't take it with you has never seen me pack - Dolly Parton

$16.95

Friend-zy Cork Coaster Set

$20.00

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I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

Part of me says, "I should stop drinking like this." But the other part of me says, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk." Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store Cork Coaster

$5.00

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natural tea towels

sticky notes

candles

white tea towels

onesies

magnetic list pads

stickers

zipper pouches

Swedish Dishcloths

everyday bags

cork coasters

notebooks

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