Funny Tea Towels & Zipper Pouches & coasters & Swedish dishcloths

natural tea towels

Sometimes I just have to turn off the news and put on a serial killer documentary so I can relax kitchen tea towel

$13.00

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I just want some cheese and quiet. kitchen tea towel

$13.00

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Nobody lies harder than a dog pretending he hasn't eaten Kitchen Tea Towels

$13.00

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?

$13.00

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Support your local sourdough dealer - kitchen tea towel

$13.00

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Before you marry someone, it's important to find out if their family drinks mimosas or runs 5Ks on holiday mornings Kitchen Tea Towels

$13.00

Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.

$13.00

Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.

$13.00

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Featured Products

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Shop doggies | double sided waffle towels

$18.95

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Boho mushrooms and insects | two sided waffle tea towels

$18.95

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Watercolor lemons | two sided waffle weave microfiber towels

$18.95

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Neutral books | double sided waffle kitchen tea towels

$18.95

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Flora and Fungi | two sided waffle towels

$18.95

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Yellow and Coral Allium | two sided microfiber tea towels

$18.95

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Black and White Anenomes | two sided microfiber tea towels

$18.95

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Retro rainbow blue and orange | double-sided waffle towels

$18.95

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cocktail napkins

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I just wanted to give a shout-out to the first person at the party who says they're going home and breaks the seal for the rest of us to be like, "Guess we'll head out too." - Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

Part of me says, "I should stop drinking like this." But the other part of me says, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk." Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

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I love board games. My favorite one is where people put meat and cheese on a board. Maybe some fruit and crackers too. I'm like, really good at that one. Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

This one time, I called the cops on my own party because I was ready to go to bed Cocktail napkins

$5.50

Not only do I dance like nobody is watching but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning. Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

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WHY IS THE BLOODY MARY THE ONLY DRINK THAT'S SERVED WITH A FOOD GARNISH? I COULD REALLY GO FOR A TACO ON MY MARGARITA. Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

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puzzles

It's not hoarding if it's books 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

If cats could text you back, they wouldn't 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

The adult version of head, shoulders, knees, and toes, is the wallet, glasses, keys, and phone - 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

I fully intend to read all the books I've purchased, and I'm on track to do so by my 632nd birthday | 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

Love it when my pet sighs - furry little freeloader. 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

Thank you craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby - 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

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sticky notes

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Well, well, well. If it isn't the bridge I said l'd cross when I came to it.| 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

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Worrying about things beyond my control is where I really shine. | 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

I couldn't find a parking spot at my work, so I left. They've got enough people 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

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If you're running late, you might as well stop and get a little snacky snack, because you're already late and you might as well be happy. | 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

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onesies

I'll take a bottle of the house white onesie

$22.00

Ladies, Please. One at a time funny onesie

$22.00

This actually is my first rodeo funny baby onesie

$22.00

I'm always getting picked up by the ladies onesie

$22.00

I'm not allowed to date. Ever. Funny baby onesie

$22.00

Life is better with Grandma onesie

$22.00

Once in awhile something great comes along, and here I am. | onesie

$22.00

What happens at Grandma's stays at grandma's funny onesie

$22.00

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magnetic list pads

Well, well, well. If it isn't me writing all the things from last week's to-do list onto this week's to-do list. | list pad

$6.50

There's just not enough hours in the day for all the stuff I'm not going to do list pad

$6.50

It's amazing how much stuff I can get done the day before vacation. List pad

$6.50

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Every single day there is something to do and I am sick of it list pad

$6.50

I'm stuck somewhere between: "I need to save money" and "You only live once" list pad

$6.50

Groceries & shit wine list pad

$6.50

Adulthood is saying, "After this week, things will slow down a bit." over and over again until you die list pad

$6.50

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Procrastination is a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today list pad

$6.50

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stickers

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My alone time is for everyone's safety | funny vinyl stickers

$3.75

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I put the cute in charcuterie | vinyl stickers

$3.75

My favorite people are dogs vinyl sticker

$3.75

It's not hoarding if it's books. vinyl stickers

$3.75

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Drink your wine we have crafts to do | vinyl stickers

$3.75

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It's not hoarding if it's dogs | funny vinyl stickers

$3.75

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Support your local sourdough dealer | funny vinyl stickers

$3.75

Body Type: Clearly not one to turn down a taco. vinyl stickers

$3.75

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zipper pouches

My husband said he can drop us off at Sunday brunch if yours can pick us up. | zipper pouch

$11.00

I cannot wait until I can afford myself, because I haven't even tapped into how expensive I truly desire to be.

$11.00

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Small town girl | zipper pouch

$11.00

The adult version of "Head, shoulders, knees and toes zipper pouch

$11.00

I'd rather arrive late than ugly zipper pouch

$11.00

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So explain to me again why I can't get my glasses prescription put in my windshield zipper pouch

$11.00

I'm stuck somewhere between I need to save money and you only live once zipper pouch

$11.00

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I could really use an in-flight cocktail right about now. | zipper pouch

$11.00

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Swedish Dishcloths

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and make lemon drops. And then invite me over. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

Welcome to our home. Please leave by 9PM. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

Sometimes I feel like I should be contributing more to society. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

I see all these moms who can do everything and I think, I should have them do some stuff for me. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

me too salsa, me too Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

Is there anything worse than thinking you're done with the dishes, then to turn around and see those pots on the stove? No, the answer is no. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

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everyday bags

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Being an adult is just repeatedly staring at the pill bottle in your hand and thinking, "Did I already take this?" | Everyday bag

$16.95

I understand being a responsible adult, but like, every day? Doesn't that seem a little excessive?

$16.95

My favorite colors are black, dark black, pitch black, pastel black, light black, and faded black - Everyday bag

$16.95

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Why is being an adult so expensive? Like, I'm not even having a good time. - Everyday bag

$16.95

Happy girls are the prettiest girls - Audrey Hepburn - Everyday bag

$16.95

My problem is that I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes, when I have repeatedly proven that I can't - Everyday bag

$16.95

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white tea towels

ME: *Getting off the couch* I'll be right back. MY DOG: I'd really feel more comfortable if we went together - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

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I'm not like guac cause l'm extra. I'm like guac because I'm good at a party for like 30 minutes, but then I just turn weird and no one knows what to do with me - white funny kitchen towel

$14.00

Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into - white funny kitchen towel

$14.00

Stove for display only - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles? - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

If cats could text you back, they wouldn't - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

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There are two types of people in the world. Those who like white lights, and those who like colored lights. And they marry each other - white funny kitchen towel

$14.00

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candles

Pareting Hack: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

Adulthood is saying "After this week, things will slow down a bit." Over and over again until you die 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

They should put more wine in a bottle. So there's enough for two people 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

When I saw you drinking wine I knew we would be friends 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

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I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive Cork Coaster

$5.00

Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store Cork Coaster

$5.00

If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school Cork Coaster

$5.00

feed me, or no one sleeps Cork Coaster

$5.00

Are we having drinks or dranks? I need to dress accordingly.

$5.00

Screw your recommended serving size. you don't know me Cork Coaster

$5.00

What is the point of a wine stopper anyway? Funny Cork Coaster

$5.00

When I said I was cleaning, I meant I was polishing off a bottle of wine funny Cork Coaster

$5.00

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natural tea towels

Featured Products

cocktail napkins

puzzles

sticky notes

onesies

magnetic list pads

stickers

zipper pouches

Swedish Dishcloths

everyday bags

white tea towels

candles

Featured Products