Funny Tea Towels & Zipper Pouches & coasters & Swedish dishcloths

natural tea towels

I'd like to thank whoever invented starters and pre-drinking. Eating before eating and drinking before drinking is absolute genius.

$13.00

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call?

$13.00

Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to use. You measure that shit with your heart.

$13.00

Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend.

$13.00

If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.

$13.00

part of me says I should stop drinking like this, but the other part of me says don't listen to her she's drunk

$13.00

they should put more wine in a bottle so there's enough for two people

$13.00

I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios.

$13.00

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puzzles

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It's not hoarding if it's books 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

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The adult version of head, shoulders, knees, and toes, is the wallet, glasses, keys, and phone - 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn't 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

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Thank you craft beer breweries, for making my drinking problem seem like a neat hobby - 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

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Love it when my pet sighs - furry little freeloader. 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

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They should put more wine in a bottle so there's enough for two people - 1000 piece soft touch Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

cocktail napkins

Part of me says, "I should stop drinking like this." But the other part of me says, "Don't listen to her, she's drunk." Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

I hate it when people ask me what I like to do for fun, because there's no classy way to say, "Day Drink."

$5.50

Does anyone know which page of the bible explains how to turn water into wine? Asking for a friend. Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

Not only do I dance like nobody is watching but I also drink as if I don't have to work in the morning. Cocktail Napkins

$5.50

This one time, I called the cops on my own party because I was ready to go to bed Cocktail napkins

$5.50

If you ask me if I want a drink and I say, "No", please ask me again. I was just shy the first time.

$5.50

sticky notes

I understand being a responsible adult, but like, every day? Doesn't that seem a little excessive? | 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

It's always, "How's work?" and never, "Quit and I'll support you." | 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

Would anyone like to buy my college degree? It's in great condition. Never been used. | 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

After I say, "That's crazy" twice, please wrap up your story. 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

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I'm fairly certain I seized the wrong day 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

My husband just said, "calm down" like he wants his own Dateline special 100 sheet sticky note pad

$4.95

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onesies

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Life is better with Grandma onesie

$22.00

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Newbae onesie

$22.00

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Once in awhile something great comes along, and here I am. | onesie

$22.00

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I'm always getting picked up by the ladies onesie

$22.00

Ladies, Please. One at a time funny onesie

$22.00

This actually is my first rodeo funny baby onesie

$22.00

I'm not allowed to date. Ever. Funny baby onesie

$22.00

I'll take a bottle of the house white onesie

$22.00

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magnetic list pads

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Well, well, well. If it isn't me writing all the things from last week's to-do list onto this week's to-do list. | list pad

$6.50

There's just not enough hours in the day for all the stuff I'm not going to do list pad

$6.50

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I don't always have time to clean the house. But when I do, I don't. | list pad

$6.50

I love highlighters, planners, to-do lists, and anything else that gives the illusion that I've got my life together list pad

$6.50

I'm never sure if I actually have free time, or if I just keep forgetting shit list pad

$6.50

Groceries & shit wine list pad

$6.50

I'm stuck somewhere between: "I need to save money" and "You only live once" list pad

$6.50

Adulthood is saying, "After this week, things will slow down a bit." over and over again until you die list pad

$6.50

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stickers

Introverted but willing to discuss cats. vinyl stickers

$3.75

It's not hoarding if it's books. vinyl stickers

$3.75

My favorite people are dogs vinyl sticker

$3.75

I thought I liked coffee. Turns out I like creamer. vinyl sticker

$3.75

Body Type: Clearly not one to turn down a taco. vinyl stickers

$3.75

In a world full of Karens, be a Mary Jane vinyl sticker

$3.75

If cats could text you back they wouldn't vinyl stickers

$3.75

After 35, there's just no good way to get out of a pool float with your dignity intact. vinyl stickers

$3.75

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zipper pouches

My husband said he can drop us off at Sunday brunch if yours can pick us up. | zipper pouch

$11.00

I cannot wait until I can afford myself, because I haven't even tapped into how expensive I truly desire to be.

$11.00

I identify as late. My pronouns are just left/almost there. | zipper pouch

$11.00

The adult version of "Head, shoulders, knees and toes zipper pouch

$11.00

I'd rather arrive late than ugly zipper pouch

$11.00

I'm stuck somewhere between I need to save money and you only live once zipper pouch

$11.00

I hate it when I put something in a 'safe place' and basically lose it forever zipper pouch

$11.00

I used to be cool, now I'm a tiny person's snack bitch zipper pouch

$11.00

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Swedish Dishcloths

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

Did you know that you use 17 muscles when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

The dishes are looking at me dirty again. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life gave them vodka, and make lemon drops. And then invite me over. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy stuff for tacos Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

I just got excited about a new scent of dish soap. Nobody warned me that adulthood was going to be such a nonstop thrill ride Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

I see all these moms who can do everything and I think, I should have them do some stuff for me. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

Sometimes I feel like I should be contributing more to society. Swedish dishcloth

$7.90

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everyday bags

I understand being a responsible adult, but like, every day? Doesn't that seem a little excessive?

$16.95

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My favorite colors are black, dark black, pitch black, pastel black, light black, and faded black - Everyday bag

$16.95

Happy girls are the prettiest girls - Audrey Hepburn - Everyday bag

$16.95

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My problem is that I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes, when I have repeatedly proven that I can't - Everyday bag

$16.95

My cat walks downstairs in front of me like he's the beneficiary of my life insurance policy - Everyday bag

$16.95

Parenting hack: There are no hacks, everything is hard, these kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed. Everyday bag

$16.95

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white tea towels

Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into - white funny kitchen towel

$14.00

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I said I wasn't going to drink today, but then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought oh well if she's having one - white funny kitchen towel

$14.00

I always compare my husband to Bradley Cooper. I tell him you're nothing like Bradley Cooper - white funny kitchen towel

$14.00

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Sometimes I just have to turn off the news and put on a serial killer documentary so I can relax - white funny kitchen towel

$14.00

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My birthstone is a block of cheese - white funny kitchen towel

$14.00

Procrastination is a good thing, you always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

Don't let them treat you like free chips and salsa. You're guac baby, guac - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

Stove for display only - white kitchen tea towel

$14.00

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candles

Pareting Hack: There are no hacks. Everything is hard. These kids don't listen. This is your life now. Godspeed 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

Santa should totally publish the naughty list. What a great way to meet people 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

Adulthood is saying "After this week, things will slow down a bit." Over and over again until you die 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up? Or is there like, a number to call? 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

I love it when I get home from work and my dog runs at me like we're finally going to nail that scene from dirty dancing 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

They should put more wine in a bottle. So there's enough for two people 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

I'm pretty sure being friends with you is bad for my liver 100% soy wax candles

$24.00

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natural tea towels

puzzles

cocktail napkins

sticky notes

onesies

magnetic list pads

stickers

zipper pouches

Swedish Dishcloths

everyday bags

white tea towels

candles